Mad Hudson / Sprint facilitation sheet / May 26, 2026

Fresh local pulls: Shopify + GSC. Whatnot raw exports still needed.

Sprint today.

Do not run a brand brainstorm. Use the session to make the next few weeks operable: LA first, Philadelphia next, Whatnot and shipping capacity, new-watch release logistics, and a concrete Sprint 0.

01 / The read

The work is not one problem called social.

Connor is paying reload cost across too many operating modes.

Instagram, TikTok/WatchTok, Whatnot, events, Shopify, DMs, holiday sales, shipping, inventory, new designs, and internal ops each ask for a different kind of judgment. The retreat should separate the modes, then choose one near-term sprint.

Today has four lanes: event readiness for LA and Philadelphia, capacity planning for Whatnot and shipping, a release/logistics gate for new watches, and a clean six-month-ish data read Garen can bring into the room.

02 / End state

Leave with decisions, not vibes.

1 Sprint 0Named scope, owner, dates, and definition of done.
2 event sheetsLA concrete now; Philadelphia facts and open questions captured.
1 capacity mapWhatnot stream load, shipping load, and safe delegation boundaries.
1 release gateMinimum data, product, SEO, inventory, and logistics checklist for each new watch.
03 / Fresh data

What Garen can bring today.

Read-only pulls were refreshed on May 26, 2026. Use them as a contour map, not an attribution machine. Shopify order activity in the current 180-day pull starts March 31; GSC covers November 26, 2025 through May 25, 2026.

137 orders151 line rows, 155 units in the Shopify pull.
$24.3K order value$177.44 AOV; $31.1K gross line-item value before order-level effects.
73 web / 48 POSEvents and in-person selling are not peripheral.
2,364 / 32,762GSC clicks / impressions from overall device totals.
$8.7K abandoned43 abandoned checkout rows; 0 recovered rows in the pull.
1 / 1,160Events page clicks / impressions; strong signal, weak capture.
0 Whatnot filesNo raw weekly orders, livestream, or ledger exports in the local folder yet.
Vendor mismatchPublic product data still uses madman store variants.
04 / Product signals

Use the products as operating evidence.

Product Recent movement Current stock Room use
Broken Time 53 units, $12.7K gross line value; 301 GSC page clicks. 31 units. Anchor product. Protect inventory truth before LA and Whatnot pushes.
CD Watch 27 units, $5.8K gross line value; cd watch has 20,521 impressions and 423 clicks. 149 units. Best search-learning object. Use it to define release-page and product-story standards.
Eddie Watch 38 units, $7.4K gross line value; highest abandoned checkout pressure in the pulse. 0 units. Do not accidentally promote a dead promise. Decide restock, waitlist, or quiet state.
Marshall / Miami 24 combined units; about $4.8K gross line value; both show abandoned pressure. 43 / 57 units. Useful event and bundle/support candidates if the team wants breadth without overcomplicating story.
Dogma Low current search/click movement relative to stock. 263 units. Needs a story, event test, or channel-specific plan before it becomes a big push.
05 / Events

LA is Sprint 0's anchor.

Immediate need

They are traveling to LA in a couple weeks, then Philadelphia later. Do not wait for a perfect annual event strategy. Build the first reusable event operating sheet around LA and let Philadelphia inherit the pattern.

Why it matters

POS is 48 of 137 recent orders. The public events page has 1 click on 1,160 impressions. The business already has in-person demand; the web layer is not yet catching it.

  1. Confirm facts.Dates, city, venue, role, travel window, table/booth needs, what is confirmed versus assumed.
  2. Name the event goal.Sales, wholesale/partner proof, collector contacts, product feedback, content capture, or morale.
  3. Choose featured products.Use stock truth: Broken Time is strong but limited; CD has search pull and stock; Eddie needs a no-promise decision.
  4. Write the role card.Lead operator, sales/POS, product story, contact capture, photo/proof, follow-up owner.
  5. Prepare follow-up.Event page fields, email/SMS consent boundary, proof ledger, 5-minute post-event debrief.
06 / Whatnot + shipping

Capacity planning starts with task separation.

Do not start with hiring.

Connor's concern about getting the right people is valid. First split the work into judgment, trusted ops, mechanical packing, and customer-support response.

Whatnot needs numbers.

Ask for weekly orders, livestream reports, and ledger exports. Until then, use manual show counts: shows/week, hours/show, products listed, orders/show, ship-by workload.

Shipping needs a promise map.

Define handling windows, packing station needs, batch days, exception owner, and what cannot be promised during event travel weeks.

Question to put in the room: what can someone else carry without deciding taste, voice, money, or relationship risk?

07 / New watches

Make release speed safer with an intake gate.

They have exciting designs coming. The goal is not to slow them down. The goal is to prevent each new watch from becoming a fresh context-switching explosion across product data, SEO, inventory, photos, events, Whatnot, email, and shipping.

Gate Minimum before launch Why it exists
Product truth Name, artist/designer, specs, price, inventory, status, variant/SKU, availability promise. Prevents Shopify, event, Whatnot, and shipping from telling different stories.
Story truth One paragraph on what relationship with time the watch changes; 3 product proof points. Keeps Mad Hudson out of generic luxury-watch language.
Page truth SEO title/meta, image alt, creator/entity fields, collection links, review/proof slot. The CD Watch page proves product search can matter a lot.
Channel truth Website role, event role, Whatnot role, email role, DM support answers. Stops every channel from inventing its own launch logic.
Ops truth Packaging, handling time, shipping constraints, who can answer exceptions. Turns launch excitement into customer promises the team can keep.
08 / Data pulls

Offer these as Garen support.

For the room

  • One-page product demand matrix from Shopify + GSC.
  • Event readiness sheet for LA, then Philadelphia.
  • Product focus list: push, protect, restock, ignore, or test.
  • Abandoned checkout pressure by product.
  • Search capture gaps: events page, watches collection, product pages.

After Connor/Mad provide files

  • Whatnot weekly orders summary.
  • Livestream capacity and product movement summary.
  • Ledger/payout/friction summary.
  • Shipping workload estimate by show/event week.
  • Release intake sheet for each new watch.
09 / Recommendation

Sprint 0: LA Event Readiness + Capacity Map.

This is the cleanest first sprint because it uses an urgent real deadline, touches the two support areas Connor named, and creates a reusable pattern for Philadelphia and new-watch launches.

  1. LA readiness sheet.Facts, goals, product focus, role card, contact capture, proof capture, debrief time.
  2. Philadelphia runway.Known facts, unknowns, deadline to decide products and travel/logistics constraints.
  3. Whatnot capacity model.Show cadence, prep time, live roles, post-show shipping load, export list needed from Connor.
  4. Shipping support map.Safe tasks, risky tasks, customer-info boundary, exception owner, travel-week constraints.
  5. New-watch intake checklist.Product truth, story truth, page truth, channel truth, ops truth.
  6. Garen-owned outputs.Draft the sheets, summarize data, make templates, keep public claims and final taste decisions with Connor/Mad.
10 / Facilitation script

Keep the room practical.

"The point today is not to solve every channel. The point is to make the next few weeks easier to run. I am going to separate the work into events, Whatnot and shipping capacity, new-watch release logistics, and data support. By the end, we should know what Sprint 0 is, who owns what, and what we are deliberately not solving today."

Source backbone

Fresh pulls: api-access/reports/shopify/products-snapshot-2026-05-26.csv, orders-line-items-last-180-days-2026-05-26.csv, order-signals-last-180-days-2026-05-26.csv, abandoned-checkouts-last-180-days-2026-05-26.csv, api-access/reports/gsc/2026-05-25-last-180-days/, and ops-pulse/mad-hudson-ops-pulse-2026-05-26.md.

Local strategy files: 03-commerce-channels/CHANNEL-STRATEGY.md, 03-commerce-channels/EVENT-PAGE-SYSTEM.md, 05-operations/CONNOR-CONTEXT-SWITCHING-MAP.md, 06-business-systems/DATA-WIRING-ROADMAP-2026-05-09.md, and the retreat packet in this folder.

What is still missing

Exact LA and Philadelphia event dates, roles, travel constraints, table/booth needs, current Whatnot export files, shipping station constraints, and new-watch release details are not in the local data. They should be asked in the room and added to Sprint 0.